Five To Stay Alive

FIVE TO STAY ALIVE

HANDS: Wash 'em often! (20+ seconds, options not included)
ELBOW: Cough into it! (burning shirt afterwards = optional)
FACE: No touchy, touchy! (scratch at your own peril)
SPACE: Social distancing FTW (b/c "quarantine" is so martial law)
HOME: Be 'bout that quarantine life! (stay at home till it's safe to roam)

(Y'HEARD ME?!)

Location: Essex, MD 21221, USA

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